Twenty.
Australia.
Music. alcohol. duct tape. blanket forts. stolen cacti. costuming. shiny things.
I believe Adelaide is on a hellmouth.
I reblog all the things.
I feel like this accurately sums of Australia.
I didn’t even need to check what this was…
this is the best ad ever made
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“Shit It’s raining”
I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.
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this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
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Check out my: Youtube Channel || Latest Video || Blog? (you can delete this if you want) :)
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Whoever joined these gifs together, well done.
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QUICK SOMEONE SLAP A TUMBLR SIGN OVER HIS FACE
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Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
…a hotsy totsy? I need to incorporate that into my day-to-day language.
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